In perhaps one of the worst decisions that any man has made in recent memory, Russell Brand has reportedly filed for divorce from goddess and superwoman Katy Perry. I mean let’s be honest, how is Russell Brand with his greasy hair and lanky frame going to land anyone remotely as perfect as Katy? He won the lottery with her, got cocky, thinks he can do without her and now will spend endless nights mumbling the lyrics to her song “the one that got away”.